Gandhi Ji Rocks :P

God asked Lal Bahadur Shastri how many children he had during his time on earth. He replied saying he had three!Happy with the relatively good family planning adopted, God gave Shastri a Mercedes!Subhash Chandra Bose is asked the same question.When he replies he had 10 children, God is a bit upset and gives him a cheaper car, the Ford.Jawaharlal Nehru is next.He decides to see what happens if he says he had 15 children, God is...

"Gandhi Ji Rocks :P"

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Pappu VS Sonia Gandhi hahaha :P:P:P

sonia gandhi 1 school visit krne gyi 1 class me a kar boli bachcho koi sawal puchna hai to pucho. Papu bola mere 3 sawal hai 1) Aap khud prime minister Q nahi bani 2) Ramleela maidan me police kisne bheji 3) Apka kitna paisa Swiss bank me hai. Isse pehle ki Sonia ji jawab deti half time ke bell ho gayi. After half time Bablu khadha hokar bola Mam mere 5 sawal hai.. 3 to Pappu wale hai 4) Half time ki bell 20min phle kaise baji? Or...

"Pappu VS Sonia Gandhi hahaha :P:P:P"

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Laloo Vs Gates hahaha :p

Bill Gates : Namaskar! you must have heard of Windows.Laloo : Oh yes! most govt. offices we have the single window clearance concept.Gates : Have you installed Windows at home?Laloo : I have removed all windows due to increased burgalaries in our house. Gates(Confused): Then what is the system you operate on?Laloo : OPERATION ? Yes, I had a Hernia operation last month.Gates(Sweating) : Hope the internet is being used a lot in...

"Laloo Vs Gates hahaha :p"

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