Gandhi Ji Rocks :P

God asked Lal Bahadur Shastri how many children he had during his time on earth. He replied saying he had three!
Happy with the relatively good family planning adopted, God gave Shastri a Mercedes!

Subhash Chandra Bose is asked the same question.
When he replies he had 10 children, God is a bit upset and gives him a cheaper car, the Ford.

Jawaharlal Nehru is next.
He decides to see what happens if he says he had 15 children, God is pretty angry and gives him an inexpensive Maruti.

Sometime later the three see Mahatma Gandhi returning on foot.
They ask why God hadn't given him anything.
Gandhiji replied with anger, "Some idiot told God that I was the FATHER OF THE NATION!"

"Gandhi Ji Rocks :P"

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Pappu VS Sonia Gandhi hahaha :P:P:P

sonia gandhi 1 school visit krne gyi 1 class me a
kar boli bachcho koi sawal puchna hai to pucho. Papu bola mere 3 sawal hai 1) Aap khud prime minister Q nahi bani
2) Ramleela maidan me police kisne bheji
3) Apka kitna paisa Swiss bank me hai. Isse pehle ki Sonia ji jawab deti half time ke bell ho
gayi. After half time Bablu khadha hokar bola Mam mere 5 sawal hai..
3 to Pappu wale hai 4) Half time ki bell 20min phle kaise baji?
Or akhiri sawal
?
Q5=Pappu kaha hai

"Pappu VS Sonia Gandhi hahaha :P:P:P"

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Laloo Vs Gates hahaha :p

Bill Gates : Namaskar! you must have heard of Windows.
Laloo : Oh yes! most govt. offices we have the single window clearance concept.
Gates : Have you installed Windows at home?
Laloo : I have removed all windows due to increased burgalaries in our house. Gates(Confused): Then what is the system you operate on?
Laloo : OPERATION ? Yes, I had a Hernia operation last month.
Gates(Sweating) : Hope the internet is being used a lot in India.
Laloo : Oh Yes! Due to increased moquito problemsmany people are sleeping under the net. Gates: By the year 2002 India should export computer chips.
Laloo : We are already exporting Uncle Chips.
Gates (Feeling very Uneasy): do you regularly use LapTops?
Laloo : My grand-child sleeps on the top of my lap.
Gates (Sweating Heavily): The Chief Minister of Andhra Pradesh knows a lot about RAM and ROM.
Laloo : RUM? Prohibition is being lifted and it willbe shortly available in A.P.
Gates (Feeling Dizzy): I would like to take your leave before my system crashes.
Laloo : I have exhausted all my leave. Gates: I have no energy left, let us go out and have a bite.
Laloo : BITE? I believe in non-violence. I will not bite.
Gates : (System Crashes and Found Missing)."Windows is restarting. Please wait........

"Laloo Vs Gates hahaha :p"

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