Gandhi Ji Rocks :P

God asked Lal Bahadur Shastri how many children he had during his time on earth. He replied saying he had three!Happy with the relatively good family planning adopted, God gave Shastri a Mercedes!Subhash Chandra Bose is asked the same question.When he replies he had 10 children, God is a bit upset and gives him a cheaper car, the Ford.Jawaharlal Nehru is next.He decides to see what happens if he says he had 15 children, God is...

"Gandhi Ji Rocks :P"

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Pappu VS Sonia Gandhi hahaha :P:P:P

sonia gandhi 1 school visit krne gyi 1 class me a kar boli bachcho koi sawal puchna hai to pucho. Papu bola mere 3 sawal hai 1) Aap khud prime minister Q nahi bani 2) Ramleela maidan me police kisne bheji 3) Apka kitna paisa Swiss bank me hai. Isse pehle ki Sonia ji jawab deti half time ke bell ho gayi. After half time Bablu khadha hokar bola Mam mere 5 sawal hai.. 3 to Pappu wale hai 4) Half time ki bell 20min phle kaise baji? Or...

"Pappu VS Sonia Gandhi hahaha :P:P:P"

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Laloo Vs Gates hahaha :p

Bill Gates : Namaskar! you must have heard of Windows.Laloo : Oh yes! most govt. offices we have the single window clearance concept.Gates : Have you installed Windows at home?Laloo : I have removed all windows due to increased burgalaries in our house. Gates(Confused): Then what is the system you operate on?Laloo : OPERATION ? Yes, I had a Hernia operation last month.Gates(Sweating) : Hope the internet is being used a lot in...

"Laloo Vs Gates hahaha :p"

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Mayawati goes to Lallu's house.

Mayawati came to Lallu's house with a goat. Lallu: Bhaiswa ko kyon layi ho? Maya: Dikhta nahin goatwa hai? Lallu: Hum goatwa se hi to pooch raha hoon..:...

"Mayawati goes to Lallu's house."

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Indian Political Viruses

The following is the list of some new viruses going round in India. Better beware of them. P.V. Narasimha Rao Virus: First of all, this virus reduces the CPU speed to 66Hz. Before executing any instruction, it deleberates over it a number of times and finally does nothing. V.P. Singh Virus: This virus reserves a quota for each instruction, and executes them only according to the quota. Needless to say, the least used instructions...

"Indian Political Viruses"

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Delhi se mumbai flight 1 ghnte me jati he pr laut kr 60mins me ati hai.. aisa kyu.? Suniye netao k jawab ::

RAHUL: jati diesel pr hogi, ati petrol pr hogi LALU: raste me trafikva bahut he, jam hota hoga MAYAWATI: pehle btao andr Dalit kitne he DIGVIJAY: zrur isme RSS ka hath he TIVARI: bich me gujarat padta h, isse saaf zahir hota he ki, isme modi ka hath he PRAFUL PATEL: Nischit rahe, iski janch ki jaegi MANMOHAN: madam se puch k batata hu :D ...

"Delhi se mumbai flight 1 ghnte me jati he pr laut kr 60mins me ati hai.. aisa kyu.? Suniye netao k jawab ::"

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Bush, Manmohan, Sonia and Aishwarya in train

The train goes through a tunnel and it gets completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap! The train comes out of the tunnel. The women and Manmohan are sitting there looking perplexed. Bush is bent over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap. All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything. Sonia is thinking: These Americans are all crazy after Aishwarya. Bush must have tried to kiss...

"Bush, Manmohan, Sonia and Aishwarya in train"

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Indian Political Maths

An Indian politician went to the US to visit his counterpart. When the senator invited him home for dinner, the minister was very impressed by the lavish mansion, grounds and the costly furnishings. He asked "How can you afford all this on a meagre senator's salary?" The senator smiled knowingly and took him to the window. "Can you see the river?" "Yes" "Can you see the bridge over it?" "Of course", said the minister. "10...

"Indian Political Maths"

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Indian Politician Goes to Mars .....funny story..

So NASA finally decided to send a man to Mars. But with all the uncertainities involved and the years of detailed research and stuff that was to be done on Mars, it became clear that it would be a suicide mission. The person would not be coming back to Earth.  NASA decided to invite applications from all over the world from general public to select the person who would be making the trip. The person would be provided whatever...

"Indian Politician Goes to Mars .....funny story.."

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Application form for Indian Elections..

1. Name of Candidate: ____________ _________ 2.Present Address: (i.)Name of Jail: ____________ _________ (ii.)Cell Number: ____________ _________ 3.Political Party: ____________ _________ *List ONLY the Last Five parties in Chronological (Order) 4.Sex: [ ] A- Male B- Female C- Mayawati D- Uma Bharathi 5.Nationality: [ ] A- Italian B- Indian 6.Reasons for leaving last party (circle one or more) A- Defected B- Expelled C- Bought...

"Application form for Indian Elections.."

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What Is Politics?

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?"Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the people. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now,...

"What Is Politics?"

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The Hungry Bird

Oye! I always knew it cost the nation a lot to keep Mahatma Gandhi poor during his lifetime. But what I did not know was that it would cost tax payers Rs Six crore to keep Narendra Modi hungry — for just three days in air-conditioned ‘discomfort’! And hungry for what or who, pray? I thought the man was a billi who had already eaten some sau chuhays and now he thinks of going to Haj? Burp! Oops, sorry. That was so bad-mannered....

"The Hungry Bird"

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Shiv Sena badnaam hui…

If this had been the Youth Congress or even the Yuva Morcha of the Bharatiya Janata Party, Bal Thackeray would have gone red in the face, spouted some purple prose and cried blue murder.But since it was grandson Aditya Thackeray, the Shiv Sena patriarch looked on benignly and had only praise for the Yuva Sena leader.I am sure Aditya is doing well in his enterprise – after all the Sena never had a youth wing before and Thackeray...

"Shiv Sena badnaam hui…"

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Divide and rule?

Now what did I say about Anna Hazare? That he is a loose canon? That he always makes statements and then retracts them? That he adopts positions and then goes back on them? That he never fails to leave his backers with a sense of being let down? All of that is now happening to ‘Team Anna’, isn’t it? Whatever Anna may or may not have told the New York Times, I find it difficult to believe the paper could have got it so far wrong...

"Divide and rule?"

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Modi’s mirror!

By :-  SHREYAS NAVA...

"Modi’s mirror!"

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BJP activist beats Karnataka minister Somanna with slipper.

A senior Karnataka BJP minister was beaten with a slipper by his own party worker in full public gaze in the well guarded state secretariat, apparently venting his anger on him for not helping him become head of a state owned board or corporation. The assailant, B S Prasad, a small time civil contractor accosted Housing Minister V Somanna...

"BJP activist beats Karnataka minister Somanna with slipper."

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2G row: Prime Minister Manmohan Singh says he will defend his minister

Reacting to the ongoing controversy over the 2G scam that has embroiled Home Minister P Chidambaram, Prime Minister Manmohan Singh on Saturday said that he will defend his ministers. "I will defend my ministers," said the prime minister on the sidelines of the United Nations General Assembly session in New York. The...

"2G row: Prime Minister Manmohan Singh says he will defend his minister"

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Digvijay Singh admits arresting Anna Hazare was wrong

Days after tagging Anna Hazare as an RSS mask, Digvijay Singh, one of the most powerful Congress general secretaries, has toned down his vituperative rhetoric significantly by calling the Gandhian a "simple, good, well-meaning man". But in remarks that are bound to make some in the party and the government uncomfortable, Singh firmly...

"Digvijay Singh admits arresting Anna Hazare was wrong"

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Delhi HC blast grounds ace pilot who flew with Rajiv Gandhi.

The blast outside the Delhi High Court on Wednesday grounded one of India's finest and most experienced pilots. Ronald Nagar was at the high court's gate number 5 with his brother John when the bomb went off. While John received minor injuries on his lower body, Ronald received severe shrapnel injuries around his right eye. Initially,...

"Delhi HC blast grounds ace pilot who flew with Rajiv Gandhi."

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After HuJI, Indian Mujahideen takes responsibility for Delhi High Court blast

A day after an unknown outfit, Harkat-ul-Jihadi, claimed responsibility for the Delhi High Court blast, Indian Mujahideen has said it carried out the explosion.Headlines Today has received another terror mail. This time, the Indian Mujahideen has claimed responsibility for the Delhi blast, which killed 12 people and injured...

"After HuJI, Indian Mujahideen takes responsibility for Delhi High Court blast"

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Privilege notices issued but Team Anna won't say sorry to MPs

The lawmakers have hit back at Team Anna with vengeance and confrontation is in the air. The core members of the team - Prashant Bhushan, Arvind Kejriwal and Kiran Bedi - have been served privilege notices for allegedly making derogatory remarks against MPs. In an apparent bid to tighten the noose around...

"Privilege notices issued but Team Anna won't say sorry to MPs"

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Prashant Bhushan receives breach of privilege notice...

Lawyer Prashant Bhushan on Saturday received a breach of privilege notice for allegedly using derogatory words against MPs. Bhushan has been asked to respond to the notice by September 14. He is the second Team Anna member to receive such a notice. Earlier, a privilege motion was moved against former IPS...

"Prashant Bhushan receives breach of privilege notice..."

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Jan Lokpal Bill is very regressive: Says Arundhati Roy

Writer Arundhati Roy on Tuesday cast doubts over Anna Hazare's anti-graft campaign saying the civil society's Jan Lokpal Bill is a "dangerous piece of legislation". "I am skeptical about the legislation (Jan Lokpal Bill) itself for a good number of reasons. I think the legislation is a dangerous piece of work," Roy told CNN-IBN in an...

"Jan Lokpal Bill is very regressive: Says Arundhati Roy"

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Lokapl Bill: How the government stumbled at every bend

From the very beginning of the Jan Lokpal movement led by Anna Hazare, the government failed to understand the popular sentiment behind it. Here are some mistakes the government could have avoided. Blunder No. 1PM Manmohan Singh on March 3, 2011, invited Anna for a discussion and legitimised Anna's standing...

"Lokapl Bill: How the government stumbled at every bend"

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Anna Hazare breaks his fast, his team thanks PM for ending Lokpal logjam

Anti-corruption activist Anna Hazare on Sunday ended his 12-day long fast against corruption at Ramlila Maidan in Delhi, ending months of deadlock over the Lokpal Bill issue.In a symbolic gesture, a Dalit girl offered coconut water and honey to the 74-year old Gandhian whose campaign galvanised widespread support against...

"Anna Hazare breaks his fast, his team thanks PM for ending Lokpal logjam"

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Lokpal Bill: Govt relents, agrees to Team Anna's demand to bring resolution for vote

Team Anna on Saturday dismissed an imminent breakthrough in the Lokpal logjam. Even as Parliament debated the Lokpal Bill, Team Anna has expressed unhappiness after speaking to Law Minister Salman Khurshid.Anti-corruption crusader Anna Hazare's associate Prashant Bhushan accused the government of going back on its word...

"Lokpal Bill: Govt relents, agrees to Team Anna's demand to bring resolution for vote"

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