Gandhi Ji Rocks :P

God asked Lal Bahadur Shastri how many children he had during his time on earth. He replied saying he had three!Happy with the relatively good family planning adopted, God gave Shastri a Mercedes!Subhash Chandra Bose is asked the same question.When he replies he had 10 children, God is a bit upset and gives him a cheaper car, the Ford.Jawaharlal Nehru is next.He decides to see what happens if he says he had 15 children, God is...

"Gandhi Ji Rocks :P"

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Pappu VS Sonia Gandhi hahaha :P:P:P

sonia gandhi 1 school visit krne gyi 1 class me a kar boli bachcho koi sawal puchna hai to pucho. Papu bola mere 3 sawal hai 1) Aap khud prime minister Q nahi bani 2) Ramleela maidan me police kisne bheji 3) Apka kitna paisa Swiss bank me hai. Isse pehle ki Sonia ji jawab deti half time ke bell ho gayi. After half time Bablu khadha hokar bola Mam mere 5 sawal hai.. 3 to Pappu wale hai 4) Half time ki bell 20min phle kaise baji? Or...

"Pappu VS Sonia Gandhi hahaha :P:P:P"

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Laloo Vs Gates hahaha :p

Bill Gates : Namaskar! you must have heard of Windows.Laloo : Oh yes! most govt. offices we have the single window clearance concept.Gates : Have you installed Windows at home?Laloo : I have removed all windows due to increased burgalaries in our house. Gates(Confused): Then what is the system you operate on?Laloo : OPERATION ? Yes, I had a Hernia operation last month.Gates(Sweating) : Hope the internet is being used a lot in...

"Laloo Vs Gates hahaha :p"

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Mayawati goes to Lallu's house.

Mayawati came to Lallu's house with a goat. Lallu: Bhaiswa ko kyon layi ho? Maya: Dikhta nahin goatwa hai? Lallu: Hum goatwa se hi to pooch raha hoon..:...

"Mayawati goes to Lallu's house."

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Indian Political Viruses

The following is the list of some new viruses going round in India. Better beware of them. P.V. Narasimha Rao Virus: First of all, this virus reduces the CPU speed to 66Hz. Before executing any instruction, it deleberates over it a number of times and finally does nothing. V.P. Singh Virus: This virus reserves a quota for each instruction, and executes them only according to the quota. Needless to say, the least used instructions...

"Indian Political Viruses"

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Delhi se mumbai flight 1 ghnte me jati he pr laut kr 60mins me ati hai.. aisa kyu.? Suniye netao k jawab ::

RAHUL: jati diesel pr hogi, ati petrol pr hogi LALU: raste me trafikva bahut he, jam hota hoga MAYAWATI: pehle btao andr Dalit kitne he DIGVIJAY: zrur isme RSS ka hath he TIVARI: bich me gujarat padta h, isse saaf zahir hota he ki, isme modi ka hath he PRAFUL PATEL: Nischit rahe, iski janch ki jaegi MANMOHAN: madam se puch k batata hu :D ...

"Delhi se mumbai flight 1 ghnte me jati he pr laut kr 60mins me ati hai.. aisa kyu.? Suniye netao k jawab ::"

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Bush, Manmohan, Sonia and Aishwarya in train

The train goes through a tunnel and it gets completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap! The train comes out of the tunnel. The women and Manmohan are sitting there looking perplexed. Bush is bent over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap. All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything. Sonia is thinking: These Americans are all crazy after Aishwarya. Bush must have tried to kiss...

"Bush, Manmohan, Sonia and Aishwarya in train"

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Indian Political Maths

An Indian politician went to the US to visit his counterpart. When the senator invited him home for dinner, the minister was very impressed by the lavish mansion, grounds and the costly furnishings. He asked "How can you afford all this on a meagre senator's salary?" The senator smiled knowingly and took him to the window. "Can you see the river?" "Yes" "Can you see the bridge over it?" "Of course", said the minister. "10...

"Indian Political Maths"

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Indian Politician Goes to Mars .....funny story..

So NASA finally decided to send a man to Mars. But with all the uncertainities involved and the years of detailed research and stuff that was to be done on Mars, it became clear that it would be a suicide mission. The person would not be coming back to Earth.  NASA decided to invite applications from all over the world from general public to select the person who would be making the trip. The person would be provided whatever...

"Indian Politician Goes to Mars .....funny story.."

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Application form for Indian Elections..

1. Name of Candidate: ____________ _________ 2.Present Address: (i.)Name of Jail: ____________ _________ (ii.)Cell Number: ____________ _________ 3.Political Party: ____________ _________ *List ONLY the Last Five parties in Chronological (Order) 4.Sex: [ ] A- Male B- Female C- Mayawati D- Uma Bharathi 5.Nationality: [ ] A- Italian B- Indian 6.Reasons for leaving last party (circle one or more) A- Defected B- Expelled C- Bought...

"Application form for Indian Elections.."

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What Is Politics?

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?"Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the people. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now,...

"What Is Politics?"

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